This Weeks Bullets - Daylight Savings Edition

By Mario

On Sunday morning Americans will set their clock forward an hour, lose sixty minutes, and face jet lag without the joy that airline food brings. The agriculturally inspired milestone tells us all that while we deal with the day to day news cycle time itself waits for no one. Here are this weeks bullet points:

Lost Bar Time - Michael Cohen finds himself without a law license killing any possibility of his providing future fellow inmates with help on their appeals in exchange for cigarettes and extra cafeteria pudding.

Early Wake-Up - Democratic primaries are in full swing as candidates finally realize that we live in a 24-7 campaign world.

Longer Days - White House staff is planning for the impact of more sunshine brought about by Congressional investigations and find themselves longing for the good old winter left behind.


Mario Wire